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The Jackson How Many?

Tue. July 28, 2009

As news outlets continue to pay tribute to Michael Jackson, the mystery persists… Exactly how long has there been a Marlon Jackson? And why are we just hearing about him now?

This news has sent a shock through the nation and Jet Magazine cover readers everywhere.

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Comment by Jason

Made Monday, 3 of August , 2009 at 2:53 am

That’s a funny joke. Particularly the Jet Magazine comment. I didn’t know people who weren’t black would know about Jet.
But, Marlon was in the Jackson 5 and he did choreograph the dances. Now, does that mean your joke isn’t funny?
Certainly not. It more just shows that I’m a nerd for thinking, “She should’ve used Randy, cause nobody knows that brother.”
There is also a 3rd sister named Rebbie.
Yep, I’ve just ruined my chances of your ever talking to me again.

Comment by karpluss

Made Monday, 3 of August , 2009 at 6:18 am

There’s a Rebbie Jackson?! Are you sure you didn’t just make that up? Sheesh, now I’m gonna have to sift through all my old issues of Jet….

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Welcome to the blog of Los Angeles-based filmmaker, writer, comedian Sari Karplus. Several years late on every trend, Sari (pronounced like Mary) has fancily joined the blogosphere. Hopefully soon she'll go on to discover other new fads like how to speak in first person. Until then, please enjoy the ride.