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Below is a clip from a show Matt Belknap made some 5 years ago called “Birth of A Joke”– I’m featured in the episode developing a new joke. The best is when I make 10 excuses in a row for why it didn’t get a laugh… It’s worth a watch, though, Matt did a really great job making it.

I just got back from Mexico. Thank you to all who had given me warnings that I might be kidnapped. I appreciate it. The only torture I endured, however, was sunburned thighs, banda music, and the incessant soliciting of chatchkis on the beach. I was confident about our safety, though– Mostly because when my girl friend and I travel alone at night, we only take the “no rape” road. By definition, a “no rape road” is a road or pathway where the lighting makes you look so hideous and man-ish (ie fugly) that you are certain not to be raped… it’s hard to imagine how many ground lit florescent setups have saved lives everywhere.

Today I took the rest of my website down in order to beef up the blog a bit… hopefully I’ll have stuff up for you to see within the next week or so!