The Animal Kingdom is F***ing with Me
Fri. February 13, 2009
A few weeks ago, I was really shaken when I almost hit a deer with my car. But the fear was lessened when a week later I had another near miss with a Fox darting across the road. I kinda laughed the next week when a bunny decided to hop right in front of my car as I was driving. But when a groundhog did that same move yesterday, it left me wondering, is nature fucking with me?
Plus doesn’t nature know that comedy happens in threes not fours? Maybe this is just a running gag the animal kingdom and I have. Next week it will be an elephant and a penguin, who’ll high five each other after making it across unscathed. The game keeps being fun– that is, as long as I can keep swerving in time….
I did standup last night for the first time in about a year. Didn’t plan it, but I think it went well after getting over the hump of remembering old jokes and inventing new ones. Maybe I’ll even go back for more soon. 
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