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Droopy Drawers — Illegal!

Fri. September 5, 2008

In Florida a crime of fashion can land you in the slammer. No joke.
According to this news cast, a guy was stopped by police for illegally wearing baggy pants.
There’s an actual law against it.

What’s more disheartening, than the guy being busted for something so arbitrary, is they refer to his trousers as “saggy” and his “droopy drawers” like he has some kind of embarrassing personal dysfunction. Not cool, news people… not cool. If you look at the video, though, his shorts aren’t even really baggy. The only crime he appears to be committing, is showing off his ridiculously cut abs. Which must be illegal in some state where the lawmakers are unfit and overzealous. Like, say, Alaska.

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Welcome to the blog of Los Angeles-based filmmaker, writer, comedian Sari Karplus. Several years late on every trend, Sari (pronounced like Mary) has newly and fancily joined the blogosphere. Hopefully soon she'll go on to discover other new fads like Twitter and how to speak in first person. Until then, please enjoy the ride.