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This week it occurred to me that John McCain has an uncanny resemblance to Harold of Harold and the Purple Crayon fame…

Save 70 years and a blue onsie, it’s totally the same guy.

And for his next trick, old Harold will draw a giant box and jump right out of Friday’s debate.

I’m not sure which is grosser, this food product’s name or the fact that it is pudding.

Seeing him speed down the sidewalk, I stopped my car to give a 10-year-old on a bike the right of way. He stopped, kindly waved for me to go. Then after I went, I look in my rearview mirror to see the kid flipping me off. I haven’t seen that kind of display since seeing a driver give the bird to a waving baby. But what was up with this? Did the boy have a rough day delivering papers? Was I unknowingly cast in the angrier, less entertaining remake of Better off Dead?

I’m just glad to see poor traffic etiquette knows no age, creed, color, or stature. This is America, goddammit. With the kind of excessive, angry, near death traffic obstacles encountered in Southern Cali everyday, seems like great fodder for a fun new driving game for kids everywhere. A new generation of road ragers! I’m looking at you EA.

In Florida a crime of fashion can land you in the slammer. No joke.
According to this news cast, a guy was stopped by police for illegally wearing baggy pants.
There’s an actual law against it.

What’s more disheartening, than the guy being busted for something so arbitrary, is they refer to his trousers as “saggy” and his “droopy drawers” like he has some kind of embarrassing personal dysfunction. Not cool, news people… not cool. If you look at the video, though, his shorts aren’t even really baggy. The only crime he appears to be committing, is showing off his ridiculously cut abs. Which must be illegal in some state where the lawmakers are unfit and overzealous. Like, say, Alaska.