“Better than Sex”
Wed. June 11, 2008
Tact and propriety are not among my strong suits– in fact there is even a song called “Karplus Wrong.” (tho technically unrelated) Earlier tonight I was at my niece’s preschool graduation, and there was a fellow who may’ve trumped any of my own inappropriateness. As the parade of capped and gowned kids walked by, everyone was pointing and whispering “aw” and “how cute”, as the old guy joined in with, “Better than sex!”
Hmmm, “better than sex”? I’m not sure which seemed more odd, that comment being said at a preschool/synagogue, or the incongruousness of the comparison. (Like comparing apples and suspiciously shaped massagers) If he were any younger, it would’ve be creepy, but you can get away with a lot when you’re a sexagenarian.
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