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Does your car have facial hair?

Fri. May 30, 2008

Every time I see a new Audi on the road, I swear, and maybe you see it too… doesn’t it look like they’re sporting a giant silver goatee?

And who would want to miss out on this trend?!
As such, I have outfitted my Mazda with its very own auburn handlebar mustache.

Not only is it distinguished, but add a nice jacket, and it’s the classiest sedan/street sweeper/Stalin-lookalike on the freeway. I don’t mean to sound tragic, but this may be my only hope for sweet, sweet induction into the American Mustache Institute.

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Welcome to the blog of Los Angeles-based filmmaker, writer, comedian Sari Karplus. Several years late on every trend, Sari (pronounced like Mary) has newly and fancily joined the blogosphere. Hopefully soon she'll go on to discover other new fads like Twitter and how to speak in first person. Until then, please enjoy the ride.